Midweek Joke

Something that my colleague forwarded to me and I thought it was quite hilarious when I read it – the title reads “Adult Questions and Answers just for Fun”. It's a long mail and most of the questions and answers read something like this…

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Nothing too special but there’s one that I find interesting about -

The 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
1. Beautiful
2. Responsible
3. Energetic
4. Adorable
5. Sweet
6. Truthful
7. Self Organized

And the 5 qualities to be a perfect husband:
1. Patience
2. Empathy
3. Nice
4. Intelligent
5. Secure

So in conclusion, a perfect match of partner will be a wife with good B.R.E.A.S.T.S and a husband with good P.E.N.I.S

Have a nice day !!!